as Frank Reagan

as Al Bundy

as Jodie

as Zeke Falcone

as Fawn (voice)

as Del Spooner

as Yuri Orlov

as Rachel

as Jerry Dandrige

as Johnny Cash

as James Clayton

as Alex Pearson

as Gray Baldwin

as Jean Jacket

as John Berry

as "Coffy" Coffin

as John F. Kennedy

as David Owen

as Charlie Chan

as Narrator