as Richard D. Winters

as Self - Host

as Betty Suarez

as Arnie Becker

as Thomas Cromwell

as Himself - Host

as Mark Rose

as U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger

as John Shaft

as Perry Makepeace

as Ruby Sinclair

as Romeo Montague

as Madea / Brian / Joe

as Nate Johnson / Uncle Earl

as Ava

as Kenya Denise McQueen

as Bumpy Johnson

as Elmo / Pestie / Grouch Jailer / Grouch Cab Driver (voice)

as Gertrude Bell

as Frank Perry

as Russell Walker

as Gareth

as Summer G

as Teri

as Lester Dewitt

as Mother Henriette Delille

as Milo

as Albert J. Peterson

as Tremaine 'Tre' Ramzey

as Balor