as Self - Host

as Rachel Green

as Private, the rookie of the penguins (voice)

as M.E.R.C. / Misc. (Voice)

as Rocky

as Dr. Tom Wakefield

as Tommy Moran

as Mike Banning

as Skipper (voice)

as Alex (voice)

as Alex (voice)

as Ryan Pierce

as Vincent

as Sherman Klump

as Quinn Harris

as The Collector

as Tom Stansfield

as Stony

as Tom Thompson

as Charlie

as Shame

as Max Abbitt

as Himself

as Jason Alexander

as Carla Stanley

as Ray Bud Slocumb

as Lenny