as Władysław 'Władek' Szpilman

as Austin Powers / Dr. Evil

as Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Fat Bastard

as Col. Tom Carlsen

as Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

as D’Artagnan

as Wendell Armbruster, Jr.

as Sally Bowles

as Dr. Paul Moreau

as The Narrator

as Professor Ambrose

as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus

as Ebenezer Scrooge (voice)

as Gillen Lane

as Tenente Arthur Drake

as Stone Alexander

as Count Dracula

as Jessica Barrett

as Pip

as Rick Carlson

as Arthur Davies

as Capt. Demas Harrod

as De Sade