as Dan Chase

as Dory Sief

as King Louis XIV / Philippe

as Pat

as Calvin Cambridge

as Toorop

as Naima

as Christopher Columbus

as Georges Faure

as Robert Conroy (voice)

as Kevin Carson

as Madea / Joe / Self

as Harriet Franklin

as Bliss Cavendar

as Nina Ostroff

as Bernard

as Blaze Foley

as Devereaux

as Kelly

as Davy Jones

as Lee

as Seven

as Rick