as Rodger Emmerlich

as Officer Lefebvre

as Dan Chase

as Lumpy Space Princess (voice)

as Jax Teller

as Dory Sief

as Eternity

as Sharee

as Brian Peluso

as Jodi Kreyman

as Jodi Kreyman

as John McClane

as Markus

as King Louis XIV / Philippe

as Pat

as Kyle Hartmann

as Calvin Cambridge

as Jill Johnson

as Toorop

as Naima

as Christopher Columbus

as Georges Faure

as Robert Conroy (voice)

as Bucum

as Kevin Carson

as Madea / Joe / Self

as Walter Weed

as Natalie

as Harriet Franklin

as Bliss Cavendar