Listonixio Fresh and Exciting
Acensbart Excellent but underrated film
FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
InformationRap This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.
artpf A group of college students regret their decision to sneak into the cellar of a haunted asylum on Halloween. One by one they encounter Smiley, the last of a flawed bloodline.This movie is very cheaply made and poorly directed and acted. The story is stoopid beyond belief. Believe it or not it begins with a couple nurse dressed the way Frederick's of Hollywood would dress a nurse! No joke.Some of the sets consist of sheets tacked to a wall and the Smiley the bad guy is gay and a half, rendering him laffable.It's just dismal.
Jenifer Smith I was awestruck!! What a horribly fantastic movie! Here i was searching through video on demand for a cheap thriller and came across this winner! The thrill and intellect of a documentary combined with the ridiculousness, impossibility, and sheer fright of a horror (not to mention the humor it you're anything like me). Just barely falls short of the Saw movies 1-7 (which i would also HIGHLY recommend as they are are one of the few horror movies out there that you will also learn moral life lessons from without giving up the gore). Be prepared to indulge your senses and visual stimulation. I immediately recommended this to each and every one of my friends. Once again, positively Stellar movie!!!
moxie_girl That's seriously the agreement my boyfriend and I came to after watching this movie. The characters were terrible, the story was even worse. It was definitely shot in their houses, not only because they are clearly decorated like homes but also because if you look at the "asylum" you can see that someone forgot to move Mr. Fluffy's cat tower from right next to the freaking front door. I'm sure this was a college film but couldn't they put some effort into it? I mean, I'm sure they could have at least worn better clothes since most of them are pretending to be "rich kids" but apparently they decided to beg their local Goodwill store for things they wouldn't be able to sell. I watched it and felt bad for the failing grades they probably received.
Harry Barracuda I mean seriously, how the hell can this have cost $1.2 million? Surely they didn't pay any of the actors, because I'm fairly certain none of them had other work and would have paid for any film role.It doesn't look like they actually used any film. The costumes must have come from a charity shop (or did the actors bring their own?). I'm fairly certain the sets where essentially wherever they decided to get the camera out. Fake blood doesn't cost that much.Seriously, there is only one reason this film can have been made, and that is to try and make a clean sweep of the Raspberrys.It is terrible, terrible, terrible, on so many levels.OK, so I've given you the build up.Now go and watch it. It is so bad, it is side-splittingly hilarious.