as Leroy Wright

as Luc Devreux/GR44

as Joe Gillis

as C. G. Culpepper

as Colonel John Henry Thomas

as Stanley / Himself

as Kazaam

as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.

as Dr. Pomock

as Special Investigator Audrey Macleah

as Robinson Crusoe

as Susan Stone

as Evil Roy Slade

as The Great Flamarion

as Carla

as Lt. Erich von Steuben

as Gabbo

as Anatol Spencer

as Millward Phelps (Larry the Cucumber) / Winston (Jean-Claude Pea) / Constable (Jerry Gourd) (voice)

as Sunya Ashling

as Joyce Heller

as Bob Wilson