as Andy Sipowicz

as Frank Furillo

as Beverly Plume

as Kermit / Statler / Beaker / Rizzo (voice)

as Scrooge

as Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Cosmic Fish #1 / Rainbow / Miss Piggy (assistant) (voice)

as Kermit the Frog / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Waldorf / Swedish Chef / Ernie / Granny / Horse & Carriage Rider / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)

as Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / Waldorf / Swedish Chef / The Muppet Newsman

as Alicia

as Kristen Claus

as Tess Nelson

as Jenny Brook

as Dr. Boris Karlov

as Charlie Chan

as Rugby the Tiger/Ditz

as Dr. Charles Kessler

as Bill Morgan