as Self (segment "Abduction/Adduction")

as Oz 'The Penguin' Cobb

as Ethan Campbell

as Santa

as Jaelyn

as Aria Montgomery

as Earl Hickey

as Merril Stubing

as Naomi aka Xplicit Lyrics.

as Mary Richards

as DCS Foyle

as Arnie Becker

as Dharma Montgomery

as Sam McCloud

as

as Eddie Sutton

as Vivian

as Laura Thyme

as Sophie Marleau

as Father Brown

as Lieutenant Patrick Brogan

as John Mannering

as Lilly

as Ambar

as John Rambo

as John Kramer / Jigsaw

as David Raskin

as Indiana Jones

as Derek Vinyard

as John McClane