as Maggie Greene

as Attila the Hun

as Ferris Dunnigan

as Philip Marlowe

as Narrator

as Willy Wonka

as Maximus

as Wikus van der Merwe

as Scamp (speaking) (voice)

as Lorenzo Anello

as Father Meeks

as C.J. Graham

as Jade Butterfield

as Teddy Pierce

as Lance Barton

as Carly

as Sgt. Jericho 'Action' Jackson

as Pvt. Joe Armstrong

as Darren Francis Thomas McCord

as Nicole Horner

as Sheriff Bart

as Max Hoover

as Richard Nixon

as Frederick Frankenstein

as Wallace 'Wally' Karue

as Herself

as Jake Lo

as D’Artagnan

as Josh Shiffman

as Omar Mukhtar