The Land That Time Forgot

2009 "It's Not Where They Are ... It's When?"
3.2| 1h30m| en| More Info
Released: 28 July 2009
Producted By: The Asylum
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Shipwrecked castaways stumble upon the mysterious island of Caprona in the Bermuda Triangle, confronting man-eating dinosaurs and a stranded German U-Boat crew while trying to escape.

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Cubussoli Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Gurlyndrobb While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
Gary The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.
stephen-56026 There is this one character and in every scene he has, yes, every scene, every single one....I mean that... he is taking his visor style hat off or putting it on again. Often multiple times in same scene. OK, I misled you a little. Not every scene off and on. In a few he is just touching it or repositioning it. But every scene the hat is involved.Quite astonishing. You would think the Director would notice.Or at least the stupid actor who should be thinking, erm, 'this is dumb'.Watch and have a laugh. But made it unwatchable for me.
BigJohnPilgrim I want back the time I wasted on this movie. I want back the expectation that I was watching a remake of the older classic starring Doug McClure. This movie was so horribly done, I have to wonder why anyone would even bother. Who was pretending to be a director or producer here?I don't even know where to start. Maybe the 1990s Saturday morning cartoonish dinosaurs. Maybe the horrible play-acting and over-acting. Maybe the script and dialog that at times don't even make sense. Maybe the bizarre music that didn't even fit the plot most of the time (I felt like I was listening to an opera while watching a horror movie). Maybe the fake-gravelly-whisperish voice of the boat captain. Maybe the lack of character development. Maybe the insertion of subtle sexual hints at totally inappropriate moments. Maybe the fact that it's obviously the same ridiculous Sci-Fi Channel filler trash that we've come to expect from a channel that used to be a legitimate place to watch classic and new sci-fi and has instead turned into a cartoon factory.I guess what I'm saying is, don't even bother to watch this movie. It will be the most unpleasant lost two hours of your life. Don't even bother. I hate to be a hater, but this really is the biggest waste of remaking time and expense I've ever seen. But then since the expense was obviously minimal, I guess time was only thing really lost here.
deacon_linn One of the worst movies I have ever seen. How do you have a gun fight with 2 groups of people literally 10 feet apart and no one gets shot and then just get up and run past your enemies and everyone stops fighting? It made no sense at all, the acting sucked, the characters sucked, the plot sucked, the story sucked, and everything C. Thomas. Howell does has always sucked, bad.People keep saying it's not that bad and/or a good cheesy movie... no definition of *good* can be added to this movie in any way unless you are being sarcastic or outright lying. It's not even worthy of the title of *B* movie.
BigD_3285 I couldn't make it past the first 15 minutes - it was that awful. And then I realized it was an Asylum film. Once I realized that, I actually started finding these other reviews funny. It's an Asylum film. They, by their own admission, only produce crap films that they easily recoup costs for because they hardly spend any money producing them, and they use titles from older films or really similar ones that fool people into thinking it's the same story. And this movie isn't really the same story as the real Land That Time Forgot - yeah its got shipwrecks and dinosaurs, but beyond that, there isn't even a story to begin with (or end with).